Its been seven years since I drove my car — legally. In actuality, I drive approximately once or twice a week — illegally.
I don’t understand why my friends, who as passengers in my car, don’t worry about the fact that my license is no longer valid. I’m fully aware of this important fact. If I get stopped for whatever reason, I’ll be in real trouble — maybe even in jail.
Nor do I understand why these pals don’t mind that I haven’t refilled my gas tank and desperately need some. I know this to be true.
I’m driving about once a week, but don’t worry. Its only in my dreams.
Why do you think I dream about driving so often??? Isn’t it weird???
But then, I AM weird…