Dear Scammer:

PLEASE:

RING, RING, RING
I’VE PAID MY TAXES!!!

Don’t bother calling to tell me the Tax people are after me. I’ve paid my taxes!!!

No need to advise me my credit card has been used in the amount of $400. The credit card company would never call to tell me that.

Forget suggesting my grandson is in trouble with the law and needs money immediately. He’d never do that and if he did, I’d check with the police first.

I’D CALL THE POLICE FIRST…

CHECK TO SEE WHAT TIME IT IS
I DON’T HAVE THAT…

Stop wasting your time to tell me my computer needs fixing. I don’t have that kind of computer.

Be an efficient scammer if you must be one at all. Check to see what time it is WHERE you are calling before you dial.

And whatever you do, do NOT, NOT, NOT call and wake me up at 5 a.m.!!!

AND WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT, NOT, NOT CALL ME AT 5 A.M.!!!

Grrrrrr……

GRRRRRRRR………

11 thoughts on “Dear Scammer:

  1. Ha!ha!ha! Same here Muriel. Getting the scum of these stupid idiots wanting to fool everybody. Smart posting and I love your ridiculous satire.

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